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hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET
It’s 1:30am and i laughed out loud and my mom woke up and thought i was crying so she made me a hot chocolate like wow what is life

GUYS LOOK AT FILI
BILBO JUST TOLD TROLLS TO SKIN THE DWARVES
AND FILI IS SO ANGRY
HE TRIES TO BITE HIS ANKLES
oMG
Oh my fucking god. I can’t breathe. Does anyone else see Thorin’s scream of rage and then his useless flailing?
Balin in the back is like WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
Fili and Kili
where are the fucking ponies
you guys had one job
The point where this series became ‘Carry on Supernatural’. and I wasn’t even mad.
Supernatural, everyone.
one day i’m going to have sex with tyler hoechlin but right before we get to the penetration portion of the evening i’m going to whisper “this…no fit.”