agentlemanofsomerenown: thenamesgilbs: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. Music puns are usually terrible but this. this. I C what you did there. Let me BEAT that pussy up. CASTRADI
me: hey wanna go out to eat
them: yeah just remember i'm vegan
me: hey wanna go to a movie
them: yeah but i'm vegan
me: hey wanna go listen to music
them: only listen to vegan stuff
me: hey wann-
“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling (via feministpizza) always reblog (via eatingdisorderrecovery)
Reblog if you're a fangirl.
the-magic-hat: hitler-in-the-cupboard: thebritishteapot: sunshinetinauk: you-are-bolin: inner-sakura: The notes 5.4 million? HOLY HELL. We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every fucking show!!!!……. Uhm, no, too difficult, I prefer scrolling declare...
Make me SO angry :@ So been an agony aunt tonight, as per, for someone who doesn’t deserve to be having problems. And then having to wait to try to get through to someone else. Meh.
shinxray: i think the best moments in friendships are when you exchange porn
person: what kind of bands do you listen to
me: the kind that you've never heard of
Looking forwards to a busy but awesome week :D :D :D Also meaning less sleep again, but oh well >.>
Haven’t done many proper text posts recently. Been exhausted! Been home late both mondays, tuesdays and thursdays in the last two weeks because of college etc, and then I was out last night for everyone’s 18th. What a night. So glad I’m a responsible drunk! Although still a little drunk now… but ahh well x} Glad we all went out! :D
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
nowimfreakinafrica: somebodybemybuddyback: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle Moral of this story: If...
Been absolutely exhausted recently :|
when you’re looking forward to coming home and...
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
peculiargroove: fairy-styles: why does everyone fret over their labeling their sexuality omg just touch who u want except kids.
Love how I haven’t even played on TS2 yet, but I already have nearly a gig of downloads :’) love it! gonna have a break to actually PLAY though :L and going to wait to put my copy of Apartment Life on, see if I can get hold of a couple more EPs before I do, since there’s like an order and everything. EEEEE! <3
anberlyn: whereismyoscar: methlabrador: kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’ #a restaurant where nobody finishes their meal.