I’m Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can’t I sleep?

padalikey:

endeofblood:

voldemortcalmlypooping:

voldemortcalmlypooping:

what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical

starring me

including great hits such as

oh no he’s hot

oh shit she’s hot too

why is everyone hot

and everyone’s favorite

how did i used to think i was straight?

bonus track
I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but slightly aroused

with the big finale

I dont even care anymore just have sex with me

alaynestone:

bennylafitte:

dean’s face when benny says he will let dean kill him so he can save sam LIKE DEAN REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY NO AND THEN BENNY’S LIKE “LET’S DO THIS HE’S YOUR BROTHER YOU DON’T OWE ME ETC” AND DEAN IS JUST GUJHU GHGG HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SOMEONE BE SO SELFLESS FOR HIM

happilyevernow:

#Benny was the only one to offer his love w/o conditions #he never expected anything back from Dean #he doesn’t think Dean owes him anything #Benny loves Dean the way Dean loves people #he just offers his love… pure and loyal and all consuming #and Dean’s not used to someone just willing to do something for him because he asked #he’s so used to someone demanding allegiance and a returned favor #or twisting their arm to help him but he knows he’ll be in their debt after#but not Benny #never Benny #WHAT THE FUCK SHOW. WHAT DID YOU DO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. #FUCK

5/6 people here are queer
This is a good night

Helping teach Ring of Fire is fun. Still a great game!

“I’m not a plane…or even a bird… I’m… Superboy!”

akaikit:

this is shikki’s fault

I am 99.99999% sure that’s not actually what the back of the costume looks like

I am 100% sure that I don’t care

src for posture [ x ]

So tonight could be really fun with cider and just dance, and I’d have to stay overnight, which would be fun but that means I can’t feed the cats tonight (since I’m the only one home this week and I’m supposed to be looking after the house) so by the time I get home they wont have eaten for 24 hours which is kind of irresponsible

also that’s if the busses are even running anyway ;/

If Whit Friday was on ANY other weekend though

flamingbunni:

martyfreethrow:

made rebloggable by request

I have to reblog this.

dangerouscommiesubversive:

perkymcskittles asked:

Superboy runs into Robin while he’s undercover. As a woman. :D

Ok so maybe this is a little longer than 100 words.

—

“Hey, wanna da—wait. Ti—Robin?”

Tim whirls around, and his eyes widen, and then narrow, and he hisses, “Kon, what are you doing here?”

“I was going to ask you the same thing.” Kon’s eyes travel from the carefully styled bob, to the long lashes and red-lipped mouth, to the—“Why do you have breasts?”

“I—” Tim rolls his eyes, which is sort of fascinating to see with all the eye makeup, and then grabs Kon by the front of his shirt and hauls him away from the dance floor and into one of the club’s back hallways. “I am undercover. I am in the middle of a bust. Don’t you have a test tomorrow?”

“I felt like dancing. How tall are those heels? Did you wax your legs?”

“No, Kon, I’m naturally hairless. Of course I waxed my legs, I’m supposed to look like a high school girl. Well, Dick helped, but—that isn’t the point! You shouldn’t be here! I’m trying to work!”

“And I’m trying to have a little—”

He’s cut off when Tim drags him down into an unexpectedly deep kiss, just in time for a few laughing drunks to stumble past them towards the back entrance.

Once they’re gone, Tim lets go of him, rummages angrily in his clutch, produces a compact mirror, and fixes his lipstick. “Go home, Kon. I’m trying to work here, and you should be studying.”

A toss of his bobbed hair and he’s heading back for the dance floor, hips switching irritably in the skirt that Kon is having difficulty believing Batman made him wear. A girl flags him down with, “Hey, Tiffany! Who was that?”

“Just my stupid boyfriend. Forget him, I’m here to party.”

Kon shoves his hands in his pockets and sighs, not bothering to wipe the traces of lipstick from his mouth. “You know, I could totally fall for that girl.”

Waking up 100% convinced that it’s a saturday

spn-rants:

Dean’s reactions in 8x20 and 8x07

I’m so glad this exists. What a great parallel, and I didn’t even notice it! This is a fantastic showcasing on how different Dean acts with fun friends (Charlie) and the potential love interest, Castiel. Or heck, anyone that he looks at with interest, love or not. (Once I find it, I’ll edit in the fantastic parallel of Dean’s reaction to a girl in season 1 compared to how he reacted to Cas in season 8). And what’s interesting is that it wasn’t the only Cas parallel with Charlie in his place; they emphasize it ten-fold when she flips her badge upside down (twice, might I add).

But I’m getting ahead of myself. This scene in particular is really telling. Dean is getting her ready to go out on the job; she wants to wear something confident and flashy, but she’s stuck with a plain suit- one that won’t stick out while on the FBI job. So she comes out, cleaned up in her suit, and the camera does a pan-up, so we can see her total, Dean-approved outfit. And Dean, ready to get going, gives her a wink and a thumbs up, in what is a clearly platonic fashion (and absolutely adorkable, ugh I love their dynamic).

Now Cas is essentially doing the same thing; he’s put in the same position of “brb gotta go clean up and get my suit on”. Obviously there weren’t as many wardrobe changes, but the change was so stark, that you couldn’t NOT pay attention to it. And wouldn’t you know it, but Cas is in his suit, ready to go on the job with the guys once again. There’s even a slow pan-up to Cas’s face, but when we see Dean’s reaction, it’s ENTIRELY different from the platonic wink he shares with Charlie. Instead, he visibly tenses up and his eyes go up and down Cas; he’s practically struck DUMB just by the sight of him. It’s not the first time Dean’s seen him in this outfit. Heck, it’s hardly flattering, in that coat that is far too big, and too many layers to even start to show off Misha’s physique. But he still inwardly bunches up, almost as surprised as us to see Cas all fresh and clean.

I mean, I guess you could boil it all down to shock, but it’s not just that, is it? There’s nothing overly “shocking” about Cas’s appearance. To highlight this lack of “shock” value, we have Sam’s reaction to compare to Dean’s, where Sam looks up, but his eyes pointedly stay on Cas’s face; they don’t travel the body like Dean’s so obviously do. Sam also doesn’t “tense up”, and he certainly isn’t “struck dumb”. No, instead he gives Cas a nod, that says “alright, you look like you’re ready to roll. Dean?” and he smiles at his brother and Dean tries so hard to crack a smile and nod like “uh oh, yeah, lets uh, let’s get moving”.

These moments aren’t coincidental. They are conscious actions on behalf of the actors and the director, who sits there and goes through the scenes, piecing together the best ones. They CHOOSE to show us these distinct moments in the show to make us NOTICE the similarities and differences. They are there so when the season is over and we go back and watch the episodes, we might finally catch the things we missed and didn’t see the first time around. These aren’t happy accidents; they are meant to be there and be caught by those ready and willing to see them.

but it’s like I like him, I just don’t like the things he does or says